Scrotum Hammer
BIOGRAPHY
(Scrotum Hammer is a total farce, a comedy of errors poking fun at themselves. Just keep that in mind)
Scrotum Hammer is pleased to announce: WE HAVE WON THE VOLUME WAR! There can be none louder, no longer do you have to listen for "dynamics" or "quiet parts". Our track "Running into a Brickwall" has proven the metal that is Scrotum Hammer! Now it is the time that we drink.
(Editors note: this track has been secretly remastered by the engineer to be of a less dangerous volume - no one tell the band members! It is still unlistenable by human standards though)
BAND MEMBERS
Dieter Testeclese - Lead Guitar
Dieter Testeclese - Rythem Guitar
Dieter Testeclese - Bass
Dieter Testeclese - Vocals
Dieter Testeclese - Drums (currently on haitus)
Dieter Testeclese - T-shirt and merch guy
Dieter Testeclese - Manager/Bus Driver
SID - Engineer
YEARS COMPLETED
2009
GENRES
Metal
Completed Albums
Operation: Rolling Thunder(2009)
Scrotum Hammer is pleased to announce that we have won the volume war! All others may now stop trying, pack it up and go home.
This album sounds best when you are drunk.
Really drunk.
Drunk on jet fuel.
